Agents B & D's room, a remake

[Mrs Joker]

Aww, don't talk about her then! I don't like you getting all bad moody

can you tell who that is in the middle right side of my siggie? >:) prolly not ¬.¬ I think I would't know who it was if I didn't make the siggie

NOOO OMG NOOO I would just die without Christmas, that and holiday time (if I get to go on holiday) are the only things in the year I look forward to

*looks guilty about going more crazy than it's worth*

dude, you have to come to mine one xmas lol and I'm gonna make a big xmas dinner for you, and get you some pressies and we gonna get up at 6/7am and open them up, then have some breakfast... Then watch some Christmas movies while dinner cooks, then have dinner. After dinner, we'll go in the living room and open our little stocking fillers, watch more Christmas stuff, and have some alcohol <3

You're gonna love it!

*stern look*

[Damian]

LOL I like to pretend she doesn't exist. :P

The eyebrows remind me of Mister Madsen, but if it isn't him, I honestly can't tell. Don't think it's possible to, either. :P

I think you should make a siggie or banner with all of yours chars. I think I should do that. It will take years, and all. XD

HAHAHAHAHA that sounds about fun! :P OH NOES NOT XMAS MOVIES. We can watch like... Tarantino movies? XD HAHAHA, I would be game for that, sometime. Also, didn't you stop drinking alcohol? <3

HAHAHA, it dun look like I've much of a choice. XDDDDD I'd better enjoy it, or else you'll come at me with a baseball bat. XDDDD <33333

[Mrs Joker]

That's the spirit! haha XD

YES IT'S MADSEN!!! i tried to get my current loves/obsessions all in the siggies but it didn't work well as the Hollywood Undead picture is too big. I coudln't make that bit smaller either 'cause they're all positioned weird in the picture, they're going in a weird oval? shape I couldn't find a picture where they were all just lined up normally... Might have to look again, or find a better picture of Michael

OK how about we watch The Grinch, and Look Who's Talking Now, and Santa Clause the Movie (cause I just bought that and it must be watched!) and Fred Clause? And then we'll do some Tarantino movies as well? Oo and some Vin Diesel movies too!?

yeah, been sober for like going on 2 years now, maybe it's 3 or 4? I dunno it feels like it's been FOREVER!.. I only drink on holiday, and if I fancy it at xmas, then a little then, but that's only like twice out of the year, I'm all good. I can handle that! Man, I've quit nearly all my bad habits! I stopped "harder" things that mess your head up like 4 years ago. Stopped the alcohol about 3/2 years ago. Stopped smoking last year (though I have a sneaky one from time to time from my friend. Just a few puffs that's it) and I'm slowly stopping the energy drinks. Next, the coffee must stop... But that's NEVER going to happen I can't live without my coffee! I'm not breaking any laws with coffee and I'm not messing my health up too bad with it either, so I think I can live with having one bad habit

HAHA LMAO I don't own a bat, I could use a frying pan instead? That might have the same effect lol BUT LIKE I WOULD EVER HURT YOU WITH A WEAPON! I shall simply squirt a can of fake snow at you

[Damian]

SO MANY STARS IN THAT MESSAGE HAHAHAHA

Ah, I think your sig right now has most of your obsessions, right? Man, I don't want to think if I did a sig of ALL the guys on my top 20. It would be insanely long. Maaaaaaan. But with my sig right now I'm good to go. Die Ärzte is my new current obsession, and I'm perving/fangirling over Farin Urlaub. XD The one with the red hair, there. He's soooooo cute. His mouth scares me though. It's huge.

HAHAHA You don't know how much I hate Xmas movies. XDDD The only one I enjoy is the cartoon movie of the Grinch. Simply because. <3 Nightmare before Christmas, though. Now that's what I call an awesome movie. :P

And I'm so proud of you for quitting, too! I think we were already married when it had been a few months you'd quit, too. Still so proud of you <333333

And coffee, depending on the amount, is actually beneficial. I read somewhere that women who take between 1-3 cups of coffee a day are less prone to depression than those who don't, so that's cool. And coffee is amazing. I dun like much coffee drinks, though.

HAHAHA THE FAKE SNOW I think that's worse than a frying pan. XDDD

[Mrs Joker]

I WAS THINKING THAT AFTER I POSTED IT! I like, had to sit there and stare all at it XD

yup, yup. Or at least my bigger ones at the moment. I couldn't fit John Cena, a husky, a vampire and werewolf and god knows what else I'm obsessing about right now on there lol So, I had to settle for what you can see and LMAO I kinda like the one with the green hair probably 'cause he's got those fangs going on >:) but if I'm being honest, I think they're all meh lol

Reallyyyyyy? >..< I wasn't a fan of Nightmare before Christmas. Everyone raved about it and I'd never seen it, up until about 3/4 years ago... And, I didn't see the fascination >..< I dunno, I should give it another go and see what I think about it now

Nawwww, thankies ^_^ oooo, the coffee thing, I actually have -when at home- around 8 cups in a day, at my mum's it's simply about 3 or 4. I think my 8 cups could be going on the verge of bad for you lol but I still refuse to give it up ¬.¬ and noooo coffee is ... It's ... LIFE! It's better than sex..... Wait, no, I think that's supposed to be McDonalds breakfasts that are better than sex. The sausage and egg bagel meals

HAHA that's the idea!!! I get to give you a good punishment, without hurting you

More stars again rofl and dude you're gonna probably be gutted when you read this >..<

[Damian]

Quite right, this is horribly sad news, and I'm in bed now not being able to believe it. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

I think there are ways to make it work with your schedule without dropping Liam or Rosh, though. They don't need to be über-active. What's sad, though, is that they represent the majority -well, all- of our threads together, and they were so much fun to do. I wish you would reconsider, but school comes first. So saaaaaaaaaaad.

Still think you could keep them, but w/e. Don't listen to me, I'm being sad and irrational, lol. My response on Vault is more mature and slightly less whiny. XD

KEEP THEMMMMMM

More Farin Urlaub for me, then. Something about the eyes... and mouth. He be mah hottie. New obsession, and all.

I have half a mind to say that if your breakfast is better than sex, then it's not the breakfast that's great so much as the sex being not good enough hahaha. Not a breakfast person, me. Though I've been to a dietician with my mom, only to be told that skipping breakfast and lunch is not healthy... Not hungry for breakfast, no time for lunch, though, so.

I don't think I'm addicted to caffeine. I mean, I used to, when I took a couple of wakeups each day just to keep me going, but not anymore. I like the taste of it, but I didn't have any in Germany for two weeks ( or did I? No memories of breakfast in Germany), and survived, and all. Mind, I also just have one cup a day...

Keep Liam and Roshel, pretty please, with flowers and jello and purple sugary sprinkles on top? <333333

[Mrs Joker]

Lmao I'm gonna keep them for you, I mean, what you said: What's sad, though, is that they represent the majority -well, all- of our threads together, and they were so much fun to do - it's sooo true which was why I was all *twitch-stresses-cry* over getting rid of them >..< I think that's why I caved in so easily to keeping them lol

I quite like his mouth...Though, no mouth will ever beat Paul Walker's and how the sides just turn up slightly in that sexy way that they do Ugh, I wish I could have fit Paul into my banner :-/ I probably would have been able to if Megan Fox's picture wasn't as big as it is lol

haha well, if I'm being honest...... I have good experiences... But over all I'm not a fan of sex >..< I hear it's not good to skip breakfast, it's suppose to be your most important meal of the day or something? But I'm like you, I don't get hungry for breakfast, just my coffee and I'm set. When I'm at my mum's, then I have breakfast

*is listening to Now That's What I Call Disney* >..< love it UNDER THE SEEEA, UNDER THE SEA!

Have you ever had coffee cake? and LMAO is that your extra little comments over Liam and Roshel? rofl

[Damian]

I'M SO SORRY I ACTED SO CHILDISHHH BUT I'M SOOO HAPPY YOU'RE KEEPING THEEEEEEMMMMM

Either gonna poop myself, or do a dance for joy. I prefer the latter. I can even choreography a Jessie J song? I decided that I liked Jessie Jay a lot. XD

She's awesome. XD

Oh, I have to link you to the song Rebell, then. He has an awesome mouth, I decided I wasn't afraid of it anymore. It was a twist between it's sexy, and it's scary. Now it's just hot. LOL

Rebell So hot. *daydreams* He was so young then <33333

He was so cute.

I CAN'T GET OVER IIIITTTT

I'm a fan. XD Opportunities do lack, though.

No, you're right. I'm a horrible person for not eating breakfast, lol. But I'm trying, and so far it's working. The only thing is, before, when I tried to force myself to eat breakfast, it would make me feel sick. I'm alright these days.

Coffee cake? Perhaps. Not that I can remember...

AND I'M SORRYYYYY but all the same, so happy, too <3333333

And, I need to re-tell you I'm proud of you. <3 What are you thinking of going into? Didn't you like auto mechanics? <3333

[Mrs Joker]

Haha it's fine XD I love you for it but lmfao over you pooping yourself, loling so much which isn't good when you're as tired as I am right now.... I was supposed to be going bed, I logged out everywhere because I can't post as my brain isn't letting me lol but I just can't sleeeeep... Gonna try again in a minute, after I post this

Yeeeeah Jessie is cool I don't own any of her songs as I don't like her enough to own any of them, but they're catchy and she's SUUUPER talented... Hot to

ooh if it makes you feel sick, or did, no good forcing it better to skip it! And coffee cake is ... OMNOMNOM!!!

I really liked that song you linked me to and all 3 band members are like, HOT out of their make up stuff lol

I did wanna do mechanics but the place near me I tried to get in said I was too old I'm gonna try and do business courses and whatever else I would need to take in order to open my own nightclub >..< I'm so freaking nervous about my interview at the Job centre when I go back. I've been on the sick for like 8 years...Going into education, back into the real world.. IT'S FREAKING SCARING ME to the point where I feel sick. But I wanna do this

[Damian]

LOL about the not sleeping. That's so totally me EVERY NIGHT with my mom's iPad. Constantly something to check out, and the only way I close it at a decent time, even if I'm already in bed, is if there is no more battery. Sense of responsibility? Zero for me. XDDD

SO CATCHY I KNOOOOW. And yes, she's so pretty, too. I think she's like... just three years older than I am, and super famous and all, while I hide from the sun in a basement. XDDD

Yeah, agreed about the breakfast thing, but the only way to take up a good habit, well, you know. Not much of a choice. But eventually it isn't so bad anymore, and it doesn't feel like I'm gonna barf in the morning. lol

AND GOD YES. Farin, especially. I know the clip is black and white, but he'd be the blonde one, and all. His eyyyyessss and mouuuuuth. *obsesses* That clip is real old, though. *searches* The album where the song is from got out in '98, so that's a while ago, but they started in '84.

I'm like daaaaaaamn. Farin is two years younger than my mother. WHY DO I NEED TO HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSHES ON OLDER MENNNN GAH

Well they suck. They're cutting themselves from the awesomest, is what they're doing. <3

And I know you'll open the coolest nightclub Manchester has ever seen, like ever ever. It's gonna go awesomely. Don't fret it. Being nervous and all doesn't stop time, or anything. I'm not one to speak, though, as I'm prolly the most nervous person everrr.

Yus, the real world scares the frick out of me as well. It feels like being on your own. But the hardest part for me was not actually working full time, but going back to school. I have this odd relationship with school in that I love to learn, but it pisses me off to be with a bunch of kids in my class when I should have graduated three years ago. And then of course there's university, which is the scariest crap ever, and looks like it's neverending, and if I can't do my essays at my level of school, what's it gonna be then? And then I wonder if unis kill people, and stuff.

But yeah, we both gotta confront our fears, or else we won't be going anywhere. Because I am NOT remaining a cashier in a hardware store, promise. Even if unis kill people. XD And you'll make it as well, I swear. <33333333

I know you'll be able to do this. I KNOW. And I know everything, so you gotta trust me <33333333

[Damian]

LOOK IT'S BELA AND FARIN WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG ZOMGGGGGGGGG

[Mrs Joker]

Wow! They look so yoooong!!

I'm gonna read and reply to your other message tomorrow ^_^ feeling a widdle blah tonight, can't be bothered reading anything so amma go bed, then reply when I get on tomorrow <3

*licks and loves ya*

[Mrs Joker]

I'm a little late, but better late than never, right?

LMAO, I wish no one needed to sleep every single night, perhaps once a week, because, well I do like sleeping. I just hate the thought of missing something or if I'm in a good RP or doing something else fun, I don't want the night/RP/whatever to end!

haha older men are the shizzle! Look at the two men at the bottom of my siggie, one is like my mum's age, 40+ and the other is in his 60s rofl I. Absolutely. Love. Them!! <333333 See, old men are hotter, better, sexier and more experienced and many more lovely, delicious things >:)

I hate the real world, man. I was I could live in the internet world with you lovely people for the rest of my life. And, I would really love to open my nightclub in Turkey, I think the nightclubs in turkey do AMAZINGLY over there, with all the tourists. But, sadly, it would just be in Manchester lol ^_^
I will admit, though, I do like being on my own >..< though, I guess if I was on my own forever, I would go insane without my best friend and the few family members I see XD

What would you like to do? Job wise of course ^_^ and thankies, I hope you're right *breathes*

-I'm sure I've got some typos in this message, missed some stuff even, but I'm so tired and gonna poof to bed, and I'm sure by now you understand me enough to read through my typos

[Mrs Joker]

Because this totally made me think of us :::







Bowie for you, Connelly for meeee

[Damian]

HAHAHAHA BOOOOWIIIIIIIIIEEEE

Oh how I love that man, you can't even begin to fathom, haha. Well, speaking of older men, he's in my top 5. I guess it has to do, in his case, with his overall charisma. I see him, or hear him sing, and BAM, my legs are cotton.

I love to sleep. I adore it. My bed is the coolest place on Earth to be. For serious! The only problem I have is going to bed. I hate that. I could stay up forever. Getting up is the most problematic, however. NO CAN DO. I hate hate hate getting up, you can't even understand. XD

Mmmmm, men. XD It's funny, though, because while I do like my musicians and actors and crap a little older, IRL I really don't look much at older guys for some reason. Maybe there's not enough lookers around here, lol.

And duuuh, I totally understand what you say. Not that I saw any typos to begin with. Or they didn't slap me in the face, or whatever.

IN UNRELATED GOOD NEWS... I finished HP 3 in German today!!!!! ME SO HAPPPPYYYY Gonna start the fourth soon, too. SO MANY PAAAAGESSSS

I would like to be a German teacher, or a French teacher, depending on job opportunities. I might also teach French as a second language in Germany, if that were possible. Plenty of options, so much school to go through... *sighs*

I'd totally visit your Manchester nightclub, though. Even if I'd be really really awkward, because to begin with, I'm an awkward person who can't dance, hahaha.

[Mrs Joker]

LMAO he's got a pretty good voice, I'll give him that much, the rest... you're on your own with :P

dude, I just gotta say: WE'RE SOOO ALIKE! It's not even funny!

• We like older men, except when we see them in real life!
• We love to sleep
• Loathe getting up!
• We're awkward dancers XD
• We're nuts, but in loveable ways
• We have awesome taste in men
• Awesome taste in Music
• Not normal, and don't give a flying fluff!

and there is sooo much more but I don't remember them rofl

woohoo on your HP reading in German lol I don't know how yo do it lol!

[Damian]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S SO TRUEEEEEE

You need to add that we're not normal, either of us, but don't give a flying f about it. XDDD

LOL, well, I have been learning German a few years, I didn't randomly start reading in German, hahaha. BUT. I've started the fourth now, and read three pages AND THERE ARE SO MANY NEW HARD WORDSSSSSS

[Mrs Joker]

And added! ^_^ tehehehehe

Well done! ^_^ You've done so much better than what I have with my Turkish! I keep forgetting it all!

When I go on holiday, my head is staying stuck in my Turkish book ¬.¬ I'm hoping they have free wifi at the hotel now as well, I'm taking my ipod touch so I can try and stay in contact with ooc messages and stuffs I remember the last 2 times I went there, the hotel has computers but I'm not sure if it has free wifi for your own laptops and devices or if you have to just pay to use their comps all the time

- Made me think of you! hehe

[Damian]

IT'S FRODOOOOOOOOOOO

SAVE THE SHIRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DESTROY ALLLLL THE RINGS

FRODOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I think I am way too happy about that gif than I ought to be. I want to run me a LotR marathon when school is over. Just LAZY, listening to all the movies, and doing ONLY THAT. YESSSSSSSSS

[Mrs Joker]

LMAOOOO! Oh my god, dude, you kill me! I wanna post many more Fodo gifs now just for more brilliant responses like that <33333

I do love me a bit of Frodo as well lol

[Damian]

ZOMG MOAR GIFS

One does not realize how much they've missed the movies until they spend HOURS listening to Eomer's Bootcamp, and wanting to cry. Maybe I'm just lame and tired, though. But aaaaaahhh. <3333

Where do you find those gifs?

[Mrs Joker]

Haha XD I wouldn't mind watching them again. I think the last time I watched one of them was about 5 or 6 years ago

I get them from Tumblr ^_^ just searched in Frodo Baggins

I GO HOME TOMORROW!!!!

I'm soooooo excited to go home and see my nan and my bezzie mate but at the same time I'm soooo freaking bricking it, because of the whole going to the job centre and trying to get back into education thing >..<

[Damian]

Daaaaaaamn, how do you live with yourself, girl, without LotR's GLORIOUS EPIC EXISTENCE IN YOUR LIFE?

*loves*

Awwwww, AWESOME! When are you going to Egypt, again?

I told you you'd be amazing, I'm not even worried. You're the best <333333333

[Mrs Joker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... iuFCcolNgk LMAO WATCH THIS!!! <333333 it has cussing and rude gestures in it... so erm, a warning there for anyone who's young and all that

I dunnooooo I do really like those films, I guess the fact I don't own them has prevented me from watching lol XD

I go on the 22nd or the 21st ... I believe it's the 21st I go haha I'm glad one of us isn't worried XD

[Damian]

That's actually pretty amazing!

PUT YOUR WANDS IN THE AIR PUT YOUR WANDS IN THE AIR