Agents B & D's room, a remake

[Damian]

I so feel like crap, for whichever reason.

I'd need a huggles, just about now.

That dancing sequence eternally marked me, you know. Eff listening to Steeler's Wheel, Mister Blonde is my singer for Stuck in the middle with you. I used to listen to that song so much, too.

Sounds like a good deal to me! *purrs*

So like, I was watching myself in the mirror today, and kinda realized that I'm not fat at all, whereas, well, I've been inclined to think it. I'm actually pretty slim. My butt is a monument, but that's another story. XD Suppose some guys like that.

Also, I feel like a pirate with my embarrassing foot bandage.

[Mrs Joker]

*Huggles*

noooo, sh!t when you feel all crappy and you don't even know why

*suggle licks*

lmao same here! <33333 Mr Blonde for the win!

haha purrs lol XDDDDD

LMAO!!

*is tempted to pinch your butt*

[Damian]

Er, don't pinch my butt?

WAIIII

I feel hot today again. This top makes me look good. Zebra, and all. <333333

Love Mister Blonde! But my man is Mister Orange. He is sexier with his Brit accent, though, omg.

*huggles*

[Mrs Joker]

Awww but why? It'll be fun!

>:)

I wish I had your confidence lol I look in the mirror and go: Who the fluff is that? Where did that skinny bish go from about 6 years ago ¬.¬

and omg I love your banner tish <333333

OK so, we clearly have a settlement here: You take Orange I take Blonde?

*lick*

[Damian]

LOL, well depends what I'm wearing, to be honest. And when I look at myself. After meals I feel bloated and stupid. XD

Um, I'm not one for butt-pinching? XDDDD

Also, I do quite agree with this agreement. I have the oh-so-hot in a pool of blood, and you have the Steeler's Wheel loony. That works for me.

I'm in a t-shirt and glow in the dark CSI boxers. YAY

[Mrs Joker]

I HEAR YA! On the after meals. As you know I've been dieting, I've just been on dry toast and special K cereal. But a friend of mine took me out the other day, went shopping and he took me to McDonalds for lunch and some BBQ house thing for dinner, and omg after both meals I felt HORRIBLY bloated and so so fat >..<

I love pinching a good butt though, I do tend to pinch way too hard

LMAO wicked!

OMFG I WANT YOUR BOXERS!!

[Mrs Joker]

I HAD TO TRY THIS!!! I COULDN'T RESIST! I neeeeded to see what it would look like:



*is hypnotized*

[Damian]

I I.... I don't know what to say, even.

Thank the FSM I'm not epileptic. XD

Oh, wow.

ACK.

Your diet needs fruit and protein, hun. Or else I'll bite you.

[Mrs Joker]

LMAO!!!!!

*dies loling*

I should put some fruit in! YES OMG Why didn't I think of this last week when I went shopping and had money! ¬.¬ I'll remember to get some next time (if I don't forget: Terrible memory!)

[Damian]

Fibre, too, or else toilet time equals torture. Been there, done that. :X

I am not sure where I was during the past week. Oh, man, mostly at work. That, and I've read 1984. Oh, and this one time I was completely spazzing out about this awesome movie, die Welle. You totally have to try to watch it if they've made it in English. Shopping with my mom, a day in Montréal... I don't know. But I'm here.

[Damian]

So for serious, I've disappeared like three weeks, and I don't have *that* many replies to get to. Frightening.

[Mrs Joker]

It's been aaaages since we've spoke in this room... from what we spoke about in those PMs I'll just paste our last messages from the other room in here so we can continue.....

I'm still worried, though. I absolutely hate that she's limping.

That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sweet!

OMG

SO SWEET

I'm jealous. You're luckkkkkkkyyyyyyy. Hope it works out! <3333333333

Aww don't worry about it, I know it's hard not to, but... But... I don't want you to be all sad and worrying


hehe ... omg me too! I REALLY want this to work out, all my last relationships have been more disastrous than the Titanic! I wanna take it slow though... I mean sloooooow .. But I think he's wanting this to be really serious, which scares the poop out of me. I've never had a serious relationship >..<

P.S

Any more news on kitty?

[Damian]

You'll find I did TEH ULTIMATE last post back there.

I've just finished my survey report thing on Cultural impacts in a multicultural society for my English Linguistics class, and I have this other thing to read and make notes of, and also my essay on liberty in philosophy... for tomorrow. AAAAAAAAAAAA

I just took two Wake Ups, which I don't condone usually, but it's to make sure I do it and don't fall asleep. So the greater good it is.

Also, PROBE PROBE YESSSSS

This.

[Mrs Joker]

*Twitch twitch*!!!

*huggles*

and ommgggggg I loved that last post in the other room! I LOLed and died happily inside when I seen you finished it off in PURPLE! <3

awww, bless ya widdle kitty, getting all p!ssy 'cause her owners are pestering her lol. It's good to hear she's not got anything ^_^

[Damian]

That nyan cat post you did still kills me.

My cat just glared at me when I farted. XD Then I told her she was the prettiest girl in the universe, and she's purring now.

Yeah, well, what kind of person would I have been, right? Bahahaha, I had to. XD

[mandarific]

Oh my god I just saw the endless wall of Nyans up there. Oh my god.

[Damian]

I know. It's a little bit like dying every time I have to scroll down. XD

[Mrs Joker]

*Loling butt off*

it hypnotizes meeeee I love the nyan cat

omg, and I die of laughing at your farting and your cat! .... I love farts <3 ^_^ without fail, someone farts and I burst out laughing, even at my own. I'm so sad >..<

[Damian]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You laugh at farts?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My grandma used to, also. BAHAHAHAHA

DUDEEEE This is hilarious!

[Mrs Joker]

HAHAHA YOUR NAN!!! HAHA XDDDDD


But yup, I tell ya when my mate does some really good loud ones, I have a giggle fit for AAAGES lol ^_^

Duuuuude I can not wait to find out what's going on with Quiddy stuff on Vault. I'm DYING to get Brook back on a team




P.S

I dunno who that is in your siggie, but I wooooove it

[Mrs Joker]

Oooh! Duuude... Do you like Liam's new siggie? (that is, if you've seen it ^_^)

Our little trio is in it >:) it's not wicked or anything, but I'm hoping it'll make you smile all the same



oh and P.P.S

I'm single again this is like a new record, not even a month! And, annnnd for once I don't even know what I did wrong lol! He just, -as far as I know- for no reason unfriended me on facebook One moment he's all "I'm falling for you" which I will tell you was enough for me to have been telling my mum last night I can't see it working, because he's too sweet (and coming on too strong,) but I would still give him a chance when I went home.... And then I get online to see he's unfriended me for NO reason I can see I don't even need to give him the b**** chance now ...I'm telling you, I'm turning into a lesbian! Bring on Kristen Stewart, like NOW /...I'M READY

[Damian]

My siggie is a Die Ärzte photo I resized and put text on. I'm awesome like that. XD Basically, that band is a German punk band that's been around since the eighties, and I've recently discovered them, and it was high time for a sig change, despite that at the time I made it, it was like 3am, and I was reaaaaaaaally tired, and didn't like it at all, because just before, I'd done the awesomest sig evuuur.

Also, I cried during every single episode of the second season of Glee. Which I have bought on DVD Saturday, and finished watching tonight. darn it, Glee.

That sig you made is awesome. I'm like SQUEEEEE every time I see it, then I like, TROLOLOL that you're calling the trio 'friends'.

As for the dude... he's an idiot. He doesn't know what he's missing. Psh, idiot. SAD THOUGH. Totally know what you mean, too. Although I haven't given up all faith on the male species... yet. But, 'ey, ain't that why we're getting married?

[Mrs Joker]

I love their hair lol and the fact Mr. Green has vampire fangs <3

nooooooes! Glee is over rated dude! How can you go over to the Gleek side..... Wait, you were always a fan weren't you? Because you use Puck? *purrs* he is hot though, he made watching most of season one bearable

HAHA LMAO! I think it's cute ..."Friends" *snorts* I know they're not friends, but the amount of times they've hung out, might as well label them as an usual little trio of friendlies. ^_^ ..... Dysfunctional "friends"

yeeeah, I wasn't feeling it with him anyway... I mean, he was coming on way too strong for me, and being far too sweet... I like my bad boys, not sweet boys who come on too strong. I like my space too, I know he would have never given me my space... So, he did me a favour lol

aaah yes, our wedding <3 that will be the most epic day ever!

[Damian]

SAY WHAT

Glee is AWESOME! I thought I'd hate it so badly at first, because American High School things is like the biggest cliché ever, and usually it makes me want to smash my head with a mallet, but OMFG I LOVE GLEE. It's hilarious! And I'm such a sap, and all the episodes of the second season made me cry.

Puck is hot. <3

It is cute. I'm just like GEEZ, HEATHEN, FRIENDS?!?!? LAWL

And his name was Robert, right? Well there you are. Explains a lot. XDDD Kidding.

Mmmmm, bad boys. For some reason I'm into slackers. XD Which is probably what's worst for me. I should get a guy who motivates me to study, not one who fails and doesn't care. But hot. XD

Man, Nyan Cat. Who ever even did that to the universe?

[Mrs Joker]

.... Did I tell you his name! XD I have the worse memory... I'm sure I did though, didn't I? I must have... Yeah I did, in the room on Vault, right?

Meeeh, it's okaaaay. When I was watching the first half of season one I was a little into it. I was slowly becoming a fan, but I don't know what it was but in the end toward the end of season one and watching a bit of season two I just lost interest.


haha Binxy likes to call him a friend toooo she loves her little make-up doll

you need a hot nerd lol Justin Russo(?) from Wizards of Waverley place should do the trick.... But, no... I'll be jealous 'cause I think he's HUGELY hot... I'll want to steal him from you :P